Saturday, January 21, 2006

mirror, mirror on the wall

I lost my tweezers. I put them in my pocket so I could pluck out a white hair from Roger Mong's forehead when I saw him, but then I lost my tweezers and I'm doomed to have bushy eyebrows because I can't afford another pair.

I'm going to have eyebrows like my dad's. My dad has eyebrows like Jim Carrey's in Series of Unfortunate Events (the movie).

2 comments:

sequesthered said...

interesting proposition, christopher

extra pair of tweezers = 5 cool points

Bea said...

I know the exact white hair of which you speak. For the love of all that is Roger, do it!